since i got nothing to post, i shall post about this so called joke -.- from syazani's blog
1.3 vampires went to a vampire night pub.

The 1st vampire order a cup of thick blood
The 2nd vampire order a cup of dilute blood
The 3rd vampire order a cup of water

The first 2 vampires turn to last one with a puzzled look...

The third vampire assured them, "Dun worry, I got bring my tea bag" and took out a used sanitary pad and dipped into the cup..


LOL!


2.Ah Beng was on a bus looking at his girlfriend's photo. Suddenly the bus jerked and his photo flew under a girl's skirt. He went to her and said,

"Girl ah, can lift up your skirt? I want take photo."

Er, this joke's not lol... is LMAO!


3.Come here.Take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until you are totally satisfied

Lovingly yours,
TOILET

Hahahaha!!!!


4.One day, DUREX complained to KOTEX : " Every time u work, I gotta 7 days off! "
The, KOTEX retorted: " Whenever u make a mistake during work, I gotta take 9
leave leh! "

lol...!


5.1st thief: Oh! The police are here. Quick! Jump out of the window

2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.

1st thief: Hurry! This is no time for superstitions.


Haha, lame.


6.Man: How old is your father?

Boy: As old as me

Man: How can that be?

Boy: He became a father only when I was born



Haha, Understand?dont understand read again xD!



7.Man tell MP: "My son's a drug addict, my daughter's a prostitute, and my wife's a gambler."
MP: Isn't there anything positive in your family?
Man: Yes, I am HIV positive.

HONGXING(:

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